If you’re like us, then you probably quote “Step Brothers” all the time. The movie is full of hilarious one-liners that never get old. Whether it’s “Did we just become best friends?” or “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands,” there’s likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you.
There might not be a “Step Brothers” sequel coming out like there is for “Anchorman,” but that doesn’t mean we love the movie any less. In honor of the lasting impact the movie has had on our lives, here are the top 25 most quotable lines from “Step Brothers.”
- “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale
- “Are you retarded or something?” — Brennan
- “You’re my new best friend, and I love you.” — Brennan
- “I’m not a pussy, I’m a lion.” — Brennan
- “I’m not going to lie to you, I masturbate a lot.” — Dale
- “You’re killing me, smalls!” — Brennan
- “That’s a pretty big word for a man who lives in his parents’ basement.” — Dale
- One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale
- “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale
- “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale
- “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale
- “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek
- “What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?” — Brennan
- “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.” — Alice
- “I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” — lumberjack Brennan
- “We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart” — Prestige Worldwide, “Boats ‘n’ Hos”
- “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, ‘Oh, my God, I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf,’ and she grabs me by the wiener.” — Dale
- Nancy: “You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.”
- “OK, on the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it; just do it. One, two, three.” — Dale
- “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale
- “This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.” — Dale
- “I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!” — Brennan
- “So many activities!” — Brennan
- “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan
- “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan